That is the most romantic shit I’ve ever heard.

[half-smiling. ] Tell him that. He’ll love the part about your wrinkly dick not working.

[does this hurt? well, yeah. it’s not so different from the ache he’s been harboring for months, though. it’s not like Billy isn’t used to being disappointed, or second best. his own dad replaced him - this is a cake walk, practically. ]

You’ll figure it out, man. You’ll be back to being absolutely unbearable in no time.