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[heatmetal]

[ his voicemail greeting is just a guitar riff ]

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[camarod]

i have a 2 step plan:
1) i take your boyfriend on the best date of his life (no offence)
2) then we* make out so much, like an insane amount of making out

*all of us

[heatmetal]

SERIOUSLY?

[camarod]

dude
i am gonna kiss you and your boyfriend so fucking much

[heatmetal]

Dude you're gonna BE my boyfriend once you finish whisking my boyfriend off his feet.

[camarod]

yeah
y e a h

i am gonna romance the fuck outta you both

[heatmetal]

I expect tickets to concerts.

[camarod]

you wanna make out with me in a pit that bad?

[heatmetal]

FUCK yes.

[camarod]

i’ll think about it

[heatmetal]

But for real, man, I'm glad.
Honestly kinda surprised.

[camarod]

he kissed my cheek dude
what the fuck

[heatmetal]

Yeah, our conversation didn't leave me thinking he was ready to jump in feet first.
Though, saying that - we're gonna need to be sure to include him a little more. I guess we're an "intimidating gang of two".

[camarod]

i think we scared him with the why would i fuck my best friend shit
but in our defence
we’re morons

but yeah
it’ll be nice to have back up when i’m getting you to lift
:)

[heatmetal]

Oh, I didn't wanna fuck you until I realized you're madly in love with me.

At this rate I'm gonna have you hovering over me and Steve and Chrissy doing a goddamn cheer routine.

[camarod]

i’ll pretend you didn’t just insult me and my abs

great idea, they’ll love that

[heatmetal]

No no, don't get me wrong. You're fuckable. Completely so. But I, personally, did not want to climb you like a fucking jungle gym until you started bitching about Boromir getting done dirty.

[camarod]

okay but i was right about that to be clear

i’m reading terry pratchett btw

[heatmetal]

Oh, talk nerdy to me baby.

[camarod]

after i woo your boyfriend big guy
maybe we’ll both talk nerdy

[heatmetal]

I should be deeply ashamed of how erotic that is for me.

[camarod]

you wanna watch us argue about lore baby?

[heatmetal]

God yes.
Like all the other sexy relationship shit, but.
Mostly that.

[camarod]

interesting
i’ve got some opinions about gandalf

[heatmetal]

Save it for after you've wooed my boyfriend.

[camarod]

hmmmm you sure about that
they’re pretty
spicy