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[heatmetal]

[ his voicemail greeting is just a guitar riff ]

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txt | later that night etc

[camarod]

dude

[heatmetal]

Spill.

[camarod]

no no no
okay
tell me when he’s told you

Re: txt | later that night etc

[heatmetal]

NOTHING.
He got back in here, licked his fucking lips, said something about milkshakes and then refused to answer.
Motherfucker is the cat that got the canary and he won't cough up the feathers.

1/2

[camarod]

hahahahaha
he’s such a brat

2/2

[camarod]

i have a 2 step plan:
1) i take your boyfriend on the best date of his life (no offence)
2) then we* make out so much, like an insane amount of making out

*all of us

[heatmetal]

SERIOUSLY?

[camarod]

dude
i am gonna kiss you and your boyfriend so fucking much

[heatmetal]

Dude you're gonna BE my boyfriend once you finish whisking my boyfriend off his feet.

[camarod]

yeah
y e a h

i am gonna romance the fuck outta you both

[heatmetal]

I expect tickets to concerts.

[camarod]

you wanna make out with me in a pit that bad?

[heatmetal]

FUCK yes.

[camarod]

i’ll think about it

[heatmetal]

But for real, man, I'm glad.
Honestly kinda surprised.

[camarod]

he kissed my cheek dude
what the fuck

[heatmetal]

Yeah, our conversation didn't leave me thinking he was ready to jump in feet first.
Though, saying that - we're gonna need to be sure to include him a little more. I guess we're an "intimidating gang of two".

[camarod]

i think we scared him with the why would i fuck my best friend shit
but in our defence
we’re morons

but yeah
it’ll be nice to have back up when i’m getting you to lift
:)

[heatmetal]

Oh, I didn't wanna fuck you until I realized you're madly in love with me.

At this rate I'm gonna have you hovering over me and Steve and Chrissy doing a goddamn cheer routine.

[camarod]

i’ll pretend you didn’t just insult me and my abs

great idea, they’ll love that

[heatmetal]

No no, don't get me wrong. You're fuckable. Completely so. But I, personally, did not want to climb you like a fucking jungle gym until you started bitching about Boromir getting done dirty.

[camarod]

okay but i was right about that to be clear

i’m reading terry pratchett btw

[heatmetal]

Oh, talk nerdy to me baby.

[camarod]

after i woo your boyfriend big guy
maybe we’ll both talk nerdy

[heatmetal]

I should be deeply ashamed of how erotic that is for me.