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[heatmetal]

[ his voicemail greeting is just a guitar riff ]

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[camarod]

interesting
i’ve got some opinions about gandalf

[heatmetal]

Save it for after you've wooed my boyfriend.

[camarod]

hmmmm you sure about that
they’re pretty
spicy

[heatmetal]

Oh that's cheating.

[camarod]

might even piss you off a little

[heatmetal]

Is it about the eagles?

[camarod]

it’s not the eagles

[heatmetal]

Okay, what is it?

[camarod]

guess you’ll have to wait till i woo your boyfriend

[heatmetal]

Jesus Christ.
Hurry the fuck up.

[camarod]

you can’t rush perfection eddie
:)

i’m gonna work now
try not to pop a boner in public

[heatmetal]

I'm taking a goddamn nap is what I'm doing.

[camarod]

uh huh
how sweet do you want the dreams
hypothetically

[heatmetal]

Like cotton candy and cinnamon hearts.

[camarod]

that’s not very heavy metal of you

[heatmetal]

I want to sleep not cream my pants.

[camarod]

😈😈😈

[heatmetal]

Okay fuck you, the corn memes are coming back.

[camarod]

don’t you fucking dare munson

[heatmetal]

Forbidding it only makes it more tempting.

[camarod]

you fucking dare and i’ll make you a two pump chump

[heatmetal]

Remember that works both ways, babydoll.

[camarod]

try me, sweetheart.

[heatmetal]

Don't think I won't.

[camarod]

:) sweet dreams killer