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Jul. 27th, 2022 01:10 am
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[ his voicemail greeting is just a guitar riff ]

Date: 2022-08-15 09:03 pm (UTC)
camarod: (95)
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Don't you know it's a wholesome Christian allegory, Eddie?

Date: 2022-08-15 09:09 pm (UTC)
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You goddamn freak, you leave Mr. Tumnus alone.

[he's laughing - ] Caspian and Lilliandil had me a chokehold. I never knew if it was my fucking mommy and daddy issues or if I wanted in there.

Date: 2022-08-15 09:12 pm (UTC)
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Shut up. I have a serious question okay?

[very serious, look: ] You think Dracula fucked Jonathon?

Date: 2022-08-15 09:34 pm (UTC)
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I mean, speaking from experience here - it's a 50-50 kind of deal.

[it is maybe too soon for him to make jokes about this. ]

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Bronte's are full of closet lesbians too.

Date: 2022-08-15 09:39 pm (UTC)
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No wonder he's such a prick.

[ha -] Oh, yeah. Listen, any two guys in Victorian Lit that are that friendly are fucking. I mean, just look at Lord Henry and Dorian Gray.

Date: 2022-08-15 09:42 pm (UTC)
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Now you know the secret. If you go back.

[if. if, if, if. ]

What's the deal with you and math, by the way. Don't you need to know that shit to deal?

Date: 2022-08-15 09:49 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] camarod
You ever get tested for ADHD back home, man?

[a beat.] I get it, schools fucking boring. You coulda dropped out, E. Did something else.

Date: 2022-08-15 09:55 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] camarod
You should. 'Sides, even if you aren't, Adderall's fucking great.

[ahem. ] It's not dumb. It just sounds like a shitton of pressure to put on yourself.

[a beat. he looks pensive, a little lost. ] You still want it, if you go back?

Date: 2022-08-15 10:02 pm (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] camarod
I'm a shit tutor, but we can make it work.

[he's good at helping girls just long enough to get into their pants, is the thing. it's like, performative patience, and it's not like he's gonna get into Eddie's pants, ever. so. you know. ]

What's your worst subject.

Date: 2022-08-15 10:08 pm (UTC)
camarod: (101)
From: [personal profile] camarod
Yeah, we can work with that.

Date: 2022-08-15 10:12 pm (UTC)
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I might have to change my motivation method here, but no one's fucking unteachable, E. Except maybe Steve about good music.

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