Dude, between you two going at it like you’ll never get laid again and me doing softcore in the next room, our neighbours are gonna think we’re freaks.
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And don’t talk about my dragon dick like that. He’s a gentleman.
Yeah, yep. They looooooove the mini painting, too. And the D&D stories. [ Eddie laughs, a little helpless. ] And the cat - shit, have you met Henderson yet?
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And don’t talk about my dragon dick like that. He’s a gentleman.
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[ tutting. ]
Gentleman won't leave you wrecked like he will.
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[sometimes he’s loud okay! and maybe he’s a little self conscious of that!! ]
Whatever. It’s a consensual wrecking. An all day wrecking, if you will.
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[ he grins. ]
Gonna take all day to work up to that.
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[rip to his sex life] And listen, that’s the best part.
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[he is, alas, still Billy]
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[ha!! ]
Anyway, I should keep this place for work. I don’t think I can handle Steve finding a sex toy and asking questions.
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Good idea. It'll be a lot less to explain if the kids show up, too.
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[a full on mcmansion -]
Eddie, Eddie stop. Think of my poor dick. Don’t jinx this.
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[ he has no idea where said cat is. but a black lump near the top of the bed stretches out and yawns. ]
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