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eddie munson. ([personal profile] heatmetal) wrote2022-07-27 01:10 am

ic inbox.

[ his voicemail greeting is just a guitar riff ]
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[personal profile] camarod 2022-08-14 09:19 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, between you two going at it like you’ll never get laid again and me doing softcore in the next room, our neighbours are gonna think we’re freaks.

[ALSO - ]

And don’t talk about my dragon dick like that. He’s a gentleman.
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[personal profile] camarod 2022-08-14 09:29 am (UTC)(link)
Debauched freaks. The noise complaints, dude. Think of the noise complaints.

[sometimes he’s loud okay! and maybe he’s a little self conscious of that!! ]

Whatever. It’s a consensual wrecking. An all day wrecking, if you will.
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[personal profile] camarod 2022-08-14 09:58 am (UTC)(link)
Jesus. Speak for yourself.

[rip to his sex life] And listen, that’s the best part.
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[personal profile] camarod 2022-08-14 10:01 am (UTC)(link)
Fuck the house, I’ll spend 700K on lube and advil.
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[personal profile] camarod 2022-08-14 10:09 am (UTC)(link)
With twenty four hours and six bottles, you too can fit a whole dragon dick up your ass - [he’s cracking up a little.]
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[personal profile] camarod 2022-08-14 10:24 am (UTC)(link)
I make every drop count, you waster.
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[personal profile] camarod 2022-08-14 10:27 am (UTC)(link)
Look at me, a real man with the fat bank account and two freeloaders who don’t put out. My dad would be so proud.

[he is, alas, still Billy]
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[personal profile] camarod 2022-08-14 10:38 am (UTC)(link)
Look at us, a real couple of chips off the old block.

[ha!! ]

Anyway, I should keep this place for work. I don’t think I can handle Steve finding a sex toy and asking questions.
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[personal profile] camarod 2022-08-14 10:42 am (UTC)(link)
We’d need a bigger goddamn house.

[a full on mcmansion -]

Eddie, Eddie stop. Think of my poor dick. Don’t jinx this.
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[personal profile] camarod 2022-08-14 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, oh please explain this one to me.
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[personal profile] camarod 2022-08-14 10:58 am (UTC)(link)
Oh shit - you took off? I knew it! They fucking love a dude with a guitar.
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[personal profile] camarod 2022-08-14 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
Shit, I forgot you had a cat.
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[personal profile] camarod 2022-08-14 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, you’re like, imprinting.

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