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Jul. 27th, 2022 01:10 am
heatmetal: (Default)
[personal profile] heatmetal
[ his voicemail greeting is just a guitar riff ]

Date: 2022-08-13 11:13 pm (UTC)
camarod: (94)
From: [personal profile] camarod
I owe you big time, E. Name it.

Date: 2022-08-14 08:51 am (UTC)
camarod: (91)
From: [personal profile] camarod
[there’s a visible little pinch in his brow; a hesitation.]

Yeah, uh - [he mentioned a house isn’t the same as he said we should all live together.]

Date: 2022-08-14 09:06 am (UTC)
camarod: (92)
From: [personal profile] camarod
I don’t owe you that much.

[okay. okay. ] ‘Sides, I never said I was moving in.

Date: 2022-08-14 09:19 am (UTC)
camarod: (101)
From: [personal profile] camarod
Dude, between you two going at it like you’ll never get laid again and me doing softcore in the next room, our neighbours are gonna think we’re freaks.

[ALSO - ]

And don’t talk about my dragon dick like that. He’s a gentleman.

Date: 2022-08-14 09:29 am (UTC)
camarod: (31)
From: [personal profile] camarod
Debauched freaks. The noise complaints, dude. Think of the noise complaints.

[sometimes he’s loud okay! and maybe he’s a little self conscious of that!! ]

Whatever. It’s a consensual wrecking. An all day wrecking, if you will.

Date: 2022-08-14 09:58 am (UTC)
camarod: (088)
From: [personal profile] camarod
Jesus. Speak for yourself.

[rip to his sex life] And listen, that’s the best part.

Date: 2022-08-14 10:01 am (UTC)
camarod: (31)
From: [personal profile] camarod
Fuck the house, I’ll spend 700K on lube and advil.

Date: 2022-08-14 10:09 am (UTC)
camarod: (76)
From: [personal profile] camarod
With twenty four hours and six bottles, you too can fit a whole dragon dick up your ass - [he’s cracking up a little.]

Date: 2022-08-14 10:24 am (UTC)
camarod: (98)
From: [personal profile] camarod
I make every drop count, you waster.

Date: 2022-08-14 10:27 am (UTC)
camarod: (099)
From: [personal profile] camarod
Look at me, a real man with the fat bank account and two freeloaders who don’t put out. My dad would be so proud.

[he is, alas, still Billy]

Date: 2022-08-14 10:38 am (UTC)
camarod: (31)
From: [personal profile] camarod
Look at us, a real couple of chips off the old block.

[ha!! ]

Anyway, I should keep this place for work. I don’t think I can handle Steve finding a sex toy and asking questions.

Date: 2022-08-14 10:42 am (UTC)
camarod: (31)
From: [personal profile] camarod
We’d need a bigger goddamn house.

[a full on mcmansion -]

Eddie, Eddie stop. Think of my poor dick. Don’t jinx this.
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